Now that "he who must not be named" has left Arsenal for goodness' sake, making the captain was unanimous. Thomas Vermaelen wore the captain armband for the gunners campaign this season.
Also known as “Verminator” among the gooners, Thomas is known for his powerful presence on the pitch. Although a defender, you can see him running towards the goal during the game hungry for goals.
How does he do that?
It’s a no-brainer really. Being a Verminator comes with lots of benefits. The Verminator is a formidable robotic assassin and soldier with an ultimate goal of exterminating players of Tottenham Hotspur. He can defense like a defender. Attack like a striker and even play very good Table tennis.
Interesting thing about Verminator is his vision. He does not have the vision we earthlings have. It is far more superior to that. With his patented Verminator vision, he can easily get details about attendance in stadium, bio-data of opponent players, weather, wind, pitch condition in one glance.
All in fairness, I’ve got to say that Vermaelen deserves to be captain. Its high time since we had someone aggressive as our captain. If that is what it takes to make the team strong, let it be. Eh?
Until next time.
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